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How To Zombie Proof Your Car

[huge_it_share] Zombie Proof Your Car How To Zombie Proof Your Car In the event of a zombie apocalypse, a zombie-proof car will greatly increase your chances of survival.

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Fortify your windows. Remove all glass and replace with barbed wire fencing. Get ready to ram. Install a snowplow or other heavy-duty front bumper. A "V Shape" plow is ideal for pushing through abandoned cars on the interstate. Jack up the wheels. Add a suspension kit to lift your car out of the reach of Zombies. Bonus: Lift kits make it easier to drive over debris without damaging the underside of your car. Go big on the tires. Oversized off-road tires help you escape the undead in rough terrain. Enlarge your gas tank. Sometimes it’s easier to outrun zombies. Arm yourself. A high-power water cannon on the roof helps to clear an escape path in close quarters. Max out your cargo space. Hoarding food, water, and other essentials are key during a zombie apocalypse. Get large speakers. Play Barry Manilow, Air Supply, and other music zombies are known to dislike. Install oil release unit on rear end. Slippery road makes it hard for zombies to follow. Add an ejector seat. Provides extra protection if zombies get inside your car.  

What kind of vehicle offers the best chance of survival?

Sedan
  • Good gas mileage
  • Weak acceleration
Electric Car
  • Quiet motor for stealth mode
  • Hard to charge during apocalypse scenarios
4x4
  • Easily handles rugged terrain
  • Limited range on one tank
Van
  • Supports rooftop weapons
  • Easy for zombies to tip over
School Bus
  • Lots of storage
  • Too many windows
Convertible
  •  Works well with ejector seat
  • Easy entry for zombie hordes

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